Cat people are impossible to buy for because they've already optimized their cat's setup. The gifts that land are the ones that solve a problem the owner didn't think to solve — an automatic feeder that stops the 5 a.m. alarm clock, a brush the cat actually tolerates, a fountain that makes the tap water habit irrelevant. Under $50, nothing with cat faces on it.
“The one reliable rule of gift-giving: anything that makes them look more serious at what they love will be received with disproportionate gratitude.”
Friends claim items. No duplicates. No awkward conversations.



