Cold brew gifting is dominated by mugs with puns on them. The person who maintains a 48-hour cold steep rotation in their fridge all summer wants the glass carafe system that doesn't impart plastic flavor into a 24-hour steep, the coarsely-ground specialty bean subscription meant for immersion, and the recipe notes that helped them finally nail the 1:5 ratio.
“The one reliable rule of gift-giving: anything that makes them look more serious at what they love will be received with disproportionate gratitude.”
Friends claim items. No duplicates. No awkward conversations.



