Mushroom hunters get novelty mushroom items — earrings, tea towels, tote bags with porcini on them — when what they actually want are the tools that make the hunt more productive and the harvest last longer than a week.
“The one reliable rule of gift-giving: anything that makes them look more serious at what they love will be received with disproportionate gratitude.”
Friends claim items. No duplicates. No awkward conversations.



