The home office is now also a nursery, which means every video call is a coin flip and the coffee went cold again at 9 a.m. These are gifts for the dad trying to hold down a job and a newborn at the same time — practical, specific, and none of them are a onesie.
“The one reliable rule of gift-giving: anything that makes them look more serious at what they love will be received with disproportionate gratitude.”
Friends claim items. No duplicates. No awkward conversations.



